MEETING OF THE UNWITTIEST OF THE UNWITTIEST

Today, at 1230-1200, the most discerning of the discerning will gather to discuss the intricacies of the most esoteric of topics.

Agenda items include, but are not limited to:

Item 1: The importance of correct font usage in modern design
Item 2: The futility of attempting to find a decent parking spot
Item 3: The art of making a decent cup of coffee in the break room

Announcements:

The copier has been fixed, and will now produce only 99.9% perfect copies.
The coffee machine has been replaced with a new, more temperamental model.
Don't forget to bring your favorite, artisanal granola for the meeting snack.

Decisions:

Due to overwhelming support, the font of the day will be set to Arial, with the font size increased to 24px.