Agenda for 2022-03-01

Today's schedule is brought to you by the Council of Unrelenting Bureaucrats.

• 10:00 AM - "Meeting of the Unicorns" - Important discussion on the meaning of life
• 11:00 AM - "Coffee Break" - Mandatory caffeine intake for all attendees
• 12:00 PM - "Lunch Break" - Free time for eating sandwiches and judging others' eating habits
• 1:00 PM - "The Great Debate" - Resolving the age-old question: "Which is more important, cats or dogs?"
• 2:00 PM - "The Never-Ending Meeting" - A discussion with no clear agenda or conclusion

Don't forget to attend the even more info submeeting for an in-depth analysis of today's schedule!

Please arrive early, as the parking lot is completely full.