Argument 1: Pineapple is a Crime Against Humanity vs. Argument 2: Pineapple is the Future of Toppings
Argument 1: John, the self-proclaimed "King of Cheese", argues that pineapple has no place on a good pizza.
Argument 2: Jane, the "Pineapple Revolutionary", claims that the fruit's sweetness is the perfect balance to the savory flavor of cheese.