AGENDA FOR THE MEETING OF THE UNINITIATED, MARCH 1ST, 2022

AGENDA ITEMS

• 10:00 AM - 10:30 AM: "Introduction to the Inescapable Existential Dread" - A presentation by our fearless leader, Bob.
• 10:30 AM - 11:15 AM: "Break: The Unending Void" - A 45-minute break to contemplate the meaninglessness of it all.
• 11:15 AM - 12:00 PM: "The Futility of Productivity" - A discussion on the futility of accomplishing anything in life.
• 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: "Lunch: The Unappetizing Mess" - A buffet of stale crackers and lukewarm water.
• 1:00 PM - 2:00 PM: "The Inevitable Apocalypse" - A presentation on the certainty of our doom and the inevitability of our demise.

For more information, visit the meeting minutes or the meeting notes for the previous meeting.