Decisions of the Great Council of 2023-02-01

Resolution 1: The Council of Elders shall have an open discussion about who ate the last donut in the break room.

Resolution 2: The office supply budget shall be increased by 10% to accommodate the growing demand for highlighters.

Resolution 3: All Fridays are hereby designated as Casual Wear-Your-Platypi Days.

Resolution 4: A new vending machine shall be installed with a 50/50 mix of actual snacks and slightly-used tissues.