Resolution 4: Mandatory Mocha Breaks

Resolution 4: Mandatory Mocha Breaks

By a vote of 7-0, the council decreed that all meetings shall now begin with a mandatory 15-minute mocha break, during which time all attendees must consume a minimum of 2 cups of artisanal coffee.

This resolution is retroactive, applying to all meetings since 2018.

Implementation details will be handled by the Ministry of Mocha and will be announced in a separate memo.

Amendments to this resolution are not allowed, but suggestions for new resolutions are welcome.

Resolution 4 Amendment: Additional Syllable Requirements