MEETING AGENDA

09:00 - 09:30: Introduction and Pizza Aroma Appreciation
09:30 - 10:15: Project Status: The Pizza Party
10:15 - 10:30: Lunch Break: Pizza Delivery Simulation (Secret Menu not included)
10:30 - 11:00: Presentation: The Science of Pizza Toppings
11:00 - 11:30: Q&A: Pizza-Related Questions

Today's agenda includes:

- A simulated pizza delivery experience

- An in-depth look at the science behind pizza toppings

- A Q&A session where we answer all your burning pizza questions

Don't forget to wear your thinking caps and your stretchy pants.

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