Team Building Agenda

Today's Agenda:

9:00-9:30: Coffee and Despair

10:00-11:00: The State of the Company

11:00-12:00: Free Time (eat a sandwich)

12:00-1:00: The Annual Talent Show

Important Notes

Don't forget: Notes

See also: Agenda Notes

Team Building Rules

Break Time

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