9:00-9:30am: Coffee and existential crisis discussion
We will gather to discuss the meaninglessness of it all, and whether or not it's worth showing up to work tomorrow.
9:30-10:30am: Team building exercise - "The Human Knot"
- Each participant will be assigned a random coworker to tie themselves to using only a roll of duct tape.
- After 5 minutes, observe and document the resulting human knot.
10:30-12:00pm: Lunch break
We will take a break to eat the same old sandwiches from the vending machine, and complain about it on the company chat.
12:00-1:00pm: Team building exercise - "The Escape Room"
We will be trapped in the supply closet with nothing but a stapler and a fire extinguisher.
1:00-3:00pm: Team building exercise - "The Trust Fall"
We will take turns blindfolded and try to walk to the break room without bumping into anything.
3:00-3:30pm: Team building exercise - "The Trust Fall" debrief
We will gather and discuss our experiences, and try to figure out who's blindfolded who.
3:30-4:00pm: Conclusion and dismissal
We will all pretend to be happy to see each other, and then go back to our separate cubicles to contemplate our mortality.