AGENDA

Meeting 999th Intro: "Welcome to the never-ending meeting that never ends.

Today's agenda:

• 10:00 - 10:05: "Introduction to the meeting that never ends"
• 10:05 - 10:15: "The Importance of Not Being Late"
• 10:15 - 10:25: "The Art of Not Taking Notes"
• 10:25 - 10:35: "The History of Meetings That Never End"
• 10:35 - 10:45: "Break"
• 10:45 - 11:00: "The Future of Meeting Technology"
• 11:00 - 11:05: "Conclusion to the Meeting That Never Ends, Again"

Hyperlinked Subpages:

• 1000th Intro: The Meeting That Never Ends (Again)

• 999th Meeting Minutes: The Never-Ending Story