Minutes of the 999th Meeting of the Galactic Overlords
Date: 3000 BC - 3000 AD (give or take a millennium)
The Grand Galactic Throne, Andromeda-4
Present were: Zorvath, Supreme Overlord; Zorvath's Apprentice, Xarx; and 3.7 million other esteemed members of the Galactic Overlords.
Decisions Reached:
- Resolution 1: The universe shall be ruled by us, the Galactic Overlords, forevermore.
- Resolution 2: All sentient beings shall be forced to watch reruns of 'The Twilight Zone' on a never-ending loop.
- Resolution 3: The color blue shall be banned from all space-time continuum, effective immediately.
- Resolution 4: All members are required to wear plaid on Fridays.
Next meeting: 1000 AD (sharp). Don't be late!