Today, we will be discussing the finer points of Item 1, Subpage 2 and possibly Item 1, Subpage 3.
We will be taking a 15-minute break at 3:00 PM for a Refreshment Run.
Don't forget to mark your calendars for the next meeting: Item 2 - The One Where We Discuss Nothing on Thursday.
Previous meeting minutes are available upon request, but let's be real, who reads those things?
If you have any questions or concerns, please don't bother us, we're on a tight schedule.
See you all next week for the Item 1, Subpage 4 meeting!
Please note that any decisions made in this meeting will be binding and irreversible.
This meeting has been brought to you by the Meeting Sponsor Council.