Today's topic will be: The Importance of Sufficient Caffeine Intake for Optimal Brain Function.
Subtopics will include:
- Why the coffee machine in the break room is always out of order.
- The benefits of cold brew over hot brew.
- A discussion on the societal implications of a caffeine-withdrawal culture.
Key Takeaways:
- We will not tolerate any attempts to remove the break room coffee machine.
- The importance of maintaining a steady supply of artisanal coffee beans.
- We will schedule a field trip to a local coffee roaster for a taste-testing session.