Item 3: The Planetary Mind Control Device
We will use our army of highly trained, highly caffeinated ninjas to infiltrate the world's major cities and implant the Mind Control Device in key figures of power.
Side effects may include: sudden urges to do our bidding, spontaneous outbursts of loyalty, and a strong desire to watch an endless loop of cat videos.
Agenda for the next meeting: Item 4: The Mind Control Device 2.0