Presented by: Bob Smith, Chief Donut Investigator
Is it possible that the donuts were secretly eaten by the CEO?
Are the donuts actually a metaphor for something deeper?
Should we consider hiring a team of expert donut investigators?
Is it a trap set by the IT department to distract us from the real issue?
Will we ever find the last donut?
Assign Bob Smith to investigate the break room fridge.
Send out a company-wide email asking for donut-related tips.
Call in a team of highly trained donut sniffers.
Consider implementing Donut Fridays as a morale booster.