Tomorrow's Agenda - Meeting of the Inefficients

• 9:00 AM Arrival of Coffee: Will someone please bring coffee?
• 10:00 AM Discussion of the Obvious: Why is the stapler still on the table?
• 11:30 AM Theoretical Debate: Which is more efficient, procrastination or multitasking?
• 12:30 PM Lunch Break: Because we all know what really matters.
• 2:00 PM The Great Paperclip Debate: Which side is up?