Mandatory Meeting Decisions

Decisions that will change the course of the company forever (or not):

• Decree 1: All employees are required to wear matching neon pink shirts on Thursdays.
• Decree 2: The break room is off-limits until further notice, due to an outbreak of "creative thinking."
• Decree 3: All meetings will now be held in the basement, because it's not like we're paying rent for that space or anything.
• Decree 4: The company will now be referred to as "Initech, Inc." for marketing purposes only, because we're not actually in tech.

Decree 5: The mysterious disappearance of the company coffee machine. Sub-Decree 1: The accountant's secret love of interpretive dance.