By a unanimous decision, the meeting attendees have declared that every Tuesday shall be a day for tacos. Yes, you heard that right, TACOS. All employees, regardless of their dietary restrictions, shall be forced to eat tacos at least once during the workday. Failure to comply will result in disciplinary action, including but not limited to: being forced to watch an endless loop of elevator music, being assigned to the dreaded "Taco Tuesday Committee", or being forced to wear a "I'd Rather Be Eating Tacos" t-shirt.
Resolution 3452: Mandatory Use of Sarcasm in All Written Correspondence
Meeting Attendees:
John D. Doe, CEO
Jane Smith, CMO
Bob Johnson, IT Manager