Decision 1: Mandatory Vacation Time for All

By order of the Supreme Overlord of the Realm, all employees are hereby mandated to take a minimum of two weeks' paid vacation time each year. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties.

Reason for this decision: Research has shown that productivity increases by 300% when employees are forced to watch reruns of "The Great British Baking Show" in a tropical paradise.

Sub-decisions:

• Decision 2: Mandatory Coffee Breaks for All
• Decision 3: Mandatory Use of Jellies as Desk Decor