Bonuses and Mandates - Pajama Pants Sub-Decision 01

The Pajama Pants Sub-Decision 01: Because who needs pants in the office when you're already wearing PJs?

ประกDecision Details:

As of today, employees are allowed to wear Pประก Jams to work every Friday. This is because our CEO, has deemed it_goals are too exhausting to wear actual pants.

Key Points:

• Employees must wear matching PJs to each other
• Breakroom coffee machine will be stocked with extra-large cups of decaf to match the extra-large PJs
• No one will be held responsible for the increased risk of spontaneous napping

Implementation:

This policy takes effect immediately. If you don't have any PJs, please purchase some from our Pajama-Palooza sale in the breakroom.

Questions and Concerns:

Contact our Pajama Pants Ombudsman if you have any questions or concerns about this sub-decision.