DECISION 3452: Pajama Pants Are a Human Right
In a landmark decision, the Supreme Court of the Free World (SCFW) has declared that pajama pants are, in fact, a basic human right. Effective immediately, all citizens are entitled to wear their pajama pants at all times, without fear of reprisal or judgment.
Subcommittee 1 of the SFW has issued a report stating that employers may not discriminate against employees who choose to wear pajama pants in the workplace. This includes, but is not limited to, refusing to serve coffee, providing preferential treatment to employees who wear business casual.
See Decision 3453: Mandatory Coffee Breaks are a Human RightIn conclusion, the SCFW has made it clear: pajama pants are not just a comfort item, but a fundamental freedom. Do not attempt to take them away.