Decision 3453: Mandatory Weekly Team Hugs

Due to an overwhelming lack of productivity, management has decreed that employees must receive 1,000 bonus mandates per week.

As a result, the following changes have been implemented:

• Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, employees must receive 500 bonus mandates in the form of virtual high-fives from their colleagues.
• On Tuesdays, employees will have to participate in a company-wide game of "Guess Who Can Do the Most Chair Dances in a Row" to win an additional 250 bonus mandates.
• On Thursdays, employees will receive 250 bonus mandates for each valid excuse for why their computer chair is not actually a portal to another dimension.

Don't worry, it's not all bad! With these bonus mandates, you'll be able to buy more things on Amazon! See Decision 3454: Mandatory Employee Discounts

Or, if you'd rather not be here, Check out Decision 3452: The Great Escape

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, Take a look at Decision 3451: Mandatory In-Office Escape Rooms