By order of the Supreme Pajama Overlord, all employees are hereby mandated to don the most comfortable, most ostentatious, and most utterly impractical pajama pants in all the land.
Section 1.1: All employees are entitled to wear pajama pants of their choice, provided they are not too garish or distractingly colorful.
Section 1.2: No employee shall be forced to wear matching socks. This is a clear infringement on their personal freedom.
Section 2.1: Pajama pants with elastic waistbands are hereby designated as the official pant of choice for all official government functions.
Section 2.2: All employees are required to keep their pajama pants at least 5 feet long, lest they be subject to a full-blown Pajama Pant Insurrection.
Footie Undies 04WHEREAS the Supreme Pajama Overlord has decreed that all employees shall don the most majestic, most regal, and most utterly ridiculous pajama pants in all the land; BE IT RESOLVED that all employees shall forthwith comply.