Bonus Mandates Decisions

Decision 1: Increased Coffee Consumption

Due to overwhelming employee complaints, the management has decided to increase the daily coffee allowance to 12 cups per person.

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Decision 2: Mandatory Friday Afternoon Nap Time

Studies have shown that a 30-minute snooze is essential for productivity. Thus, all employees must take a 30-minute nap from 2:30 to 3:00 PM every Friday.

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Decision 3: New Policy on Sarcasm Usage

Management has decided to establish clear guidelines on the acceptable levels of sarcasm in the workplace. All employees must attend a seminar on Sarcasm Management and fill out a form indicating their understanding of the new policy.

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Decision 4: Free Pizza Fridays

The company has partnered with "Pizza-R-Us" to provide free pizza to all employees every Friday. This is not a drill.

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Decision 5: Mandatory Dance Breaks

At least twice a day, all employees must participate in a 10-minute dance break, featuring the "Sprinkle Shuffle" and "Funky Chicken" routines.

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