The Counterarguments Coffee Machine

A machine that dispenses arguments against the need for a coffee break.

Arguments:

• Coffee is overrated.
• Productivity increases with a strong willpower.
• Breaks are for the weak.
• But if you still want one:
• Click here for a list of arguments for a coffee break!
• And if those don't work, try our counterarguments!

Side Effects:

• Increased risk of meeting attendees falling asleep.
• Decreased risk of actually accomplishing anything.
• Mildly amusing conversations with coworkers.
• Stronger resolve to never take another break.