Our fearless leader, CEO Bob, decided that our company needed a new logo that would 'stand out' in a crowded market. After weeks of 'research', he finally landed on a brilliant combination of bright pink, baby blue, and sunshine yellow.
We're talking about a color scheme so bold, so daring, so utterly confusing that it'll make your eyes water just thinking about it.
But wait, it gets better! He also decided that our website should feature a background color that's 'inspirational' - bright red.
When asked for his inspiration, the CEO proudly declared, "I wanted something that would evoke the feeling of a freshly opened can of sardines, but with more... excitement!"
We're still trying to figure out what that means.