The Coffee Spill Incident Report
On , the Aftermath Committee convened to address the COFFEE SPILL OF THE CENTURY that occurred in the conference room of the Widget Factory.
According to eyewitnesses, John D. Dour was seen frantically typing away on her laptop, while simultaneously attempting to juggle 5 cups of piping hot coffee. The inevitable result was a TRAIL OF RUIN that stretched from the conference room to the break room, leaving a TASTE OF DESTRUCTION that still lingers to this day.
The committee is currently seeking funding to cover the cost of NEW CARPETING and PSYCHOLOGICAL EVALUATION for those affected by the spill. Donations are welcome.
See the Meeting Committee Member roster
Review meeting minutes
Submit a report of your own Coffee Spill trauma
