AGENDA FOR THE 47TH MEETING OF THE ZYXOMORPION COMMITTEE

I. Introduction and Welcome

The 47th meeting of the Zyxompron Committee will be a meeting like any other, with the usual array of awkward small talk, passive-aggressive posturing, and thinly veiled personal vendettas.

II. New Business

• The proposed new coffee machine for the break room: a discussion
• The ongoing saga of the missing stapler: a mystery
• The new 'synergy' initiative: a buzzword-filled nightmare

III. Old Business

• The unresolved issue of who ate the last donut: an affront to the senses
• The lingering question of why the copier always jams: a travesty

IV. Adjournment

And so, we shall adjourn. Or not. Maybe we'll just take a break and grab some stale air in the conference room. Or perhaps the copier will decide to un-jam itself and we can just go home early?