Subpage 8: The Caviar Conundrum

As members of the Committee on the Ethical Consumption of Caviar at Business Meetings, we've been tasked with navigating the complex web of etiquette surrounding the delicate matter of caviar in the workplace.

According to our research, the optimal caviar-to-meeting-ratio is precisely 2.5:1. Anything less and it's just a meeting, anything more and it's a rave. We're working on a caviar-dispensing vending machine to help our members stay on track.

But that's not all - we've also discovered that caviar can have a profound impact on one's productivity. In fact, our data suggests that consuming 5 grams of caviar within a 30-minute time frame can boost creativity by 300%, increase focus by 200%, and reduce stress by 50%. Side effects may include: spontaneous outbursts of joy, excessive use of corporate jargon, and an unrelenting desire to shout "I'M A MILLIONAIRE!"

For more information on our findings, visit our next meeting's agenda.

We're also proud to announce that our caviar-themed swag will be available for purchase at the upcoming conference, featuring a selection of "I'd rather be eating caviar than attending this meeting" t-shirts and "Caviar: it's like a hug in a jar, but for your taste buds" mugs. Don't miss out!