TO: The Committee of Highly Important People
FROM: The Chairperson of This Very Important Meeting
SUBJECT: The Most Urgent Matter of the Century
The meeting will be held on Friday, at 12:00 PM in The Conference Room.
Please arrive prepared to be bored out of your mind.
Click here for a list of decisions we will probably make Click here for more memos, because you can never have too many
This meeting will be run by a robot, because we've lost interest in human interaction.
See you there!
Click here for the minutes, which will be a transcript of the robot's monologue