What Was the Point of This Meeting Anyway?

It started with a bright idea from Bob, the self-proclaimed "meeting whisperer." He promised us all that we'd be the ones calling the shots, that the remote controls would magically appear in our hands, and our productivity would skyrocket. But now, we're just sitting here, staring at a blank whiteboard with nothing but our own bewildered faces staring back.

We tried to remember the last time we saw the remote, but the memories are hazy. Was it during the team-building exercise, where we all had to climb a corporate ladder to the top of a giant inflatable? Or was it after that one presentation where Dave wore a "World's Okayest Boss" t-shirt?

We're starting to think it's just a myth, a legend of a remote that never actually existed. But then we saw the notes from that meeting, and there it was: "Assign tasks and deadlines, people! The remote will be distributed shortly." Shortly? Shortly?! We're still waiting, Bob.

So, what was the point of this meeting, exactly? Was it to make us believe in the remote, or to make us doubt our own sanity? Either way, it's time to get our own remote, or at least a better understanding of what's going on around here.