2023 Annual Meeting Agenda Item 2: "The Great Cookie Debate"

Proposed Resolution:

Shall we adopt the new cookie policy, which includes but not limited to:

A 3:2 ratio of chocolate chip to oatmeal raisin cookies
A 2:1 ratio of cookies to meetings
Mandatory cookie breaks every 2 hours

Seconded by: John Doe, Jane Smith, Bob Johnson

Discussion Notes:

Concerns were raised regarding the potential consequences of excessive cookie consumption on the company's bottom line, but were promptly dismissed as "first world problems".

Counterpoints were made that the new policy would "bring people together" and "create a sense of community" through the universal language of cookies.

Subpoints were raised regarding the logistics of implementing such a policy, but were met with a stern "just make it work".

Next Steps:

The proposal will be voted on during the next scheduled meeting. All are invited to attend and voice their opinions.