Decisions Meeting: Option 1, Suboption 2 - The Great Debate of the Century

Welcome, esteemed colleagues, to the most epic meeting in the history of our company!

Today, we gather to decide on the fate of our beloved "Widget 9000." Should we:

1. Option A: Make it a sentient being with feelings and rights.
2. Option B: Replace it with a toaster, because, let's be real, who needs a sentient toaster?
3. Option C: Create an alternate dimension where Widget 9000 is already sentient, and we just have to deal with its existential crisis.

Choose wisely, mortals, and remember: the fate of Widget 9000 hangs in the balance!

Also, don't forget to order from the cafeteria - the "Widget 9000 Wings" are exactly what you need to fuel this grueling debate.

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