It's not you, it's us. We're not saying we can't decide. We're just saying we're abstaining from deciding. You know why? Because when the going gets tough, we say, "Abstain, man! Let the others figure it out!"
But have you ever noticed how hard it is to abstain? It's like trying to hold your breath while simultaneously eating a bagel. It's just not possible. So, we've developed a few techniques to help you abstain like a pro:
Hold Your Breath, Eat the Bagel, and Pretend You Didn't See It are all expert-level abstaining techniques.
Or, if all else fails, just Just Abstain Already.