We are gathered here today to discuss the impending doom that is the company picnic.
Reports of missing sandwiches and last-minute RSVPs have reached critical levels.
Our team of experts (i.e., the IT guy) has assured us that the inflatable obstacles course has been thoroughly inspected and is ready for the masses to descend upon it like a ravenous horde.
A special guest appearance by the CEO, who will inevitably trip on the welcome mat and spill his lunch on the floor.
Will we survive this catastrophe? Stay tuned for further updates!
DISASTER MEETING: The Sequel DISASTER MEETING: The Next Generation