Monday's Meeting Agenda | Disaster Edition

Warning: This meeting will be a catastrophe.

• 9:00 AM - Coffee Fueled Brainstorming

  We will attempt to come up with something, anything, that might actually make sense.

  See Notes

• 10:00 AM - Project Update

  We'll pretend to be on track, but secretly we'll all be lost.

  See Status Report

• 11:00 AM - Lunch Break

  We'll take a break, but only to recharge with more caffeine and existential dread.

  See Lunch Menu

• 12:00 PM - The Pointless Meeting Within A Meeting

  We'll have a meeting to discuss the pointlessness of this meeting.

  See Agenda for this Meeting