Defending Against the Insufferable: A Guide for Late-Comers
Are you tired of being the last one to arrive at the meeting? Do you find yourself constantly apologizing for your tardiness? Well, you're in luck! This guide is here to help you defend your late-comer status with the most effective techniques.
Traffic Jam Defense Techniques: Learn how to navigate the congested roads with ease, avoiding eye contact with aggressive drivers and finding creative ways to blame the GPS.
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De-escalation Techniques for the Unrelenting Rage
Psychological Warfare: A Guide for the Perpetually Late
Or, if all else fails, just blame it on the coffee machine...