DECISIONS FROM SOCKFOLDING

At the Meeting of the Unwitty, the Sockfolding committee presented their findings:

1. Decision 1: All socks must be folded into perfect 45 degree angles.
2. Decision 2: The folding of socks into neat squares is optional, but only if you're into that sorta thing.
3. Decision 3: The committee chair will be forced to eat a bowl of soggy ramen noodles if they can't decide on anything else.
4. Decision 4: Sock puppet shows are now mandatory for all meetings.
5. Decision 5: The meeting adjourned due to lack of progress, only to be reconvened in a nearby coffee shop.