Decisions, Decisions, Decisions

Today's meeting agenda: Accepting Our Lot in Life

We've all been there: stuck in a meaningless cycle of existence, wondering if the coffee machine will ever dispense more than just lukewarm water.

Deciding on the Meaning of Life

Agenda

1. Acceptance of the status quo

• Discuss the inevitability of paperwork and bureaucratic red tape
• Share personal anecdotes of dealing with customer service representatives
• Role-play 'The Phone Call of Despair'

2. The Meaning of Life (or is it the Meaning of Death?)

• Debate the futility of seeking meaning in a seemingly meaningless world
• Explore the concept of 'enjoy the ride'
• Doodle on a whiteboard 'The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything'

3. Breakout Session: The Coffee Machine of Despair

• Conduct an autopsy on the poor, broken machine
• Develop strategies for reviving the dead, cold heart of the coffee machine
• Role-play 'The Coffee Shop of Despair' (a post-apocalyptic scenario)