3 Procrastination Guides for the Chronologically Gifted

By: B. L. Procrastinator

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Guide 1: The Ancient Art of Doing Nothing in a World that Demands Doing Something

Learn the secrets of the ancient art of doing nothing. A guide for those who wish to defy the tyranny of productivity and efficiency.

Continue to Guide 2: Better Late Than Never Return to Procrastination Philosopher

Guide 2: Better Late Than Never

A guide for those who wish to learn how to turn up late to meetings, appointments, and social engagements. Includes tips on how to blame it on the cat.

Proceed to Guide 3: The Art of Leaving Early

Guide 3: The Art of Leaving Early

A guide for those who wish to perfect the art of leaving early from meetings, appointments, and social engagements. Includes tips on how to feign a sudden illness.

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