The 3 Procrastination prophets of 2024-04-01

Meet the sages who have mastered the ancient art of doing nothing.

Prophet 1: The Master of Multitasking

With 17 tabs open, 5 video games playing, and 2 cat videos paused in the background, our first prophet has achieved true efficiency.

Prophet 2: The King of Cat Videos

Our second prophet has spent an estimated 47 hours watching cat videos. He claims it's research.

Prophet 3: The Lord of the Browser Refresh

With a single click, this prophet can refresh his entire browser cache in under 3 seconds.

These prophets have been known to inspire and confuse colleagues alike. Approach with caution.

Or not.