Welcome to the 3 Procrastination Guides, where you can find the most efficient ways to waste your day away.
Guide 1: The Ancient Art of Preening to Work - A guide on how to create the illusion of productivity while doing absolutely nothing.
Guide 2: Binge-Watching the Internet: The Ultimate Procrastination Technique - Learn how to spend an entire day scrolling through memes and cat videos.
Guide 3: The Science of Doing Nothing - Discover the intricate physics behind the art of doing absolutely nothing.
Or, if you're feeling particularly lazy, just click The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing.