On April 1st, 2024, the Meeting of the Minds was convened to discuss the most advanced techniques for putting off tasks.
Technique 1: The Infinite Tab Browser
Open 17 browser tabs, each with a different cat video playing on a loop.
Stare blankly at the screens for exactly 4 minutes and 22 seconds, then declare "I really should be working on this report."
Click here for Technique 2: Doodle While You Work
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Click here for Technique 3: Pretend To Be Busy On Email
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Click here for Technique 4: Watch The Cat Video On Repeat Play