Spent the entire meeting arguing with Karen from HR over the meaning of "synergy" in a PowerPoint presentation.
Managed to sneak in 5 minutes of actual work while Karen was on a break.
Accidentally tweeted the meeting minutes to the entire company, now we're all on the verge of a full-blown corporate crisis.
Currently on the hot seat with the CEO for "inappropriately" using the phrase "same old same old" during the meeting.