Coffee Break Negotiations
Agenda Item 7: The Coffee Break
At 10:00 AM sharp, the conference room will be transformed into a battleground of caffeine-fueled compromise and backstabbing.
Key players:
- Bob, the Caffeine Junkie
- Jane, the Coffee Snob
- John, the Delegator
Objective: Determine the optimal coffee-to-sugar ratio for maximum productivity and minimum eye strain.
Next Item: The Lunch Break Negotiations