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MEETING TAKOVER SCHEMATIC

Step 1: Gather Minions

  1. Round up 5-7 underlings for maximum efficiency
  2. Ensure they are adequately caffeinated and/or sugar-high
  3. Micromanage their enthusiasm

Optional: Caffeinate the boss for bonus points

Step 2: Establish a Sufficiently Large Table

  1. Ensure the table can accommodate 12+ chairs
  2. Decorate with enough stale donuts to induce a false sense of security
  3. Muffle the air with an adequate number of passive-aggressive comments

Step 3: Unleash the Schemers

  1. Unfurl the meeting agenda, carefully crafted to maximize mindshare
  2. Deploy a series of PowerPoint presentations with sufficient clip-art
  3. Conduct an impromptu team-building exercise for maximum bonding

Step 4: Execute the Plan

  1. Deploy a series of buzzwords and corporate-speak
  2. Ensure all minions are on the same page (or pretend to be)
  3. Celebrate with a group lunch of sufficient blandness

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Phase 2: Caffeinate the Boss

Phase 3: Deploy the Clipboard Warriors

Phase 4: Execute the Executive Summary