MEETING TAKEOVER STRATEGIES

Meetings: the only place where adults go to pretend to be interested in each other's work.

Schematics for maximum meeting domination.

Strategy 1: The Art of Boredom

Stare at the wall, pretend you're interested, and slowly lose your mind.

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Strategy 2: The Power of Sarcasm

Make fun of everyone's ideas, and then claim you were being "ironic."

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Strategy 3: The Classic "I'm Late" Excuse

Arrive fashionably late, blame the bus, and then proceed to dominate the meeting.

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