Q1: What is the Fjordian Society?
We are a group of highly intelligent, highly eccentric, and highly fashionable individuals who gather to discuss the finer points of Fjordian culture, Fjordian cuisine, and Fjordian fashion.
Q2: How do I join the Fjordian Society?
Fill out our membership application in triplicate, and send it to our president via carrier pigeon. Don't forget to include a self- addressed envelope, and a small donation to our society's Fjordian Fund.
Q2.1: How do I become a certified Fjordian Chef?
Q2.1.1: What is the secret ingredient in Fjorian Fjord Sauce?
Q3: What are Fjordian Fjords?
A Fjordian Fjord is a rare and wondrous creature, native to the Fjordian Isles. It is a majestic beast with a coat as black as coal, and a mane as golden as the sun.
Q4: Can I bring my pet Fjord to the meeting?
No. Absolutely not. We have a strict no-Fjord policy. Unless you have a Fjordian Fjord, then you can bring that.
Q5: What is the dress code for the Fjordian Society?
Dress to impress. Black tie optional, but only if you have a tie made of Fjordian Fjord fur.