Minutes of Last Meeting: The One Where We All Lost Our Minds

Present: Bob, Jane, Joe, and 3 other people who are no longer here.

Topic: The Great Sock Conspiracy

Action Items:

1. Investigate the disappearance of Bob's favorite socks.
2. Research ways to make the conference room more sock-friendly.
3. Call a meeting to discuss the meeting that got us here today.

Adjourned: When everyone lost their train of thought.

Next Meeting:

When: Never

Absent: Joe, who's now a recluse living in a dumpster.