Pup Fu Jitsu: The Ancient Art of Canine Combat

Lesson 1: The Art of the Paw-slap

Master the basic strike, the foundation of all Pup Fu Jitsu techniques.

Learn the Paw-slap Meditate on the Futility of Life

Lesson 2: The Fierce Fart of Defense

Defend yourself against the sneak attacks of the enemy.

Master the Fart-jutsu

Lesson 3: The Unyielding Snarl

Unleash the fury of the snarl, the ultimate Pup Fu Jitsu technique.

Master the Snarl

Lesson 4: The Pup Fu Jitsu Mind Palace

Clear your mind, focus your chi, and unleash the true potential of Pup Fu Jitsu.

Join the Pup Fu Jitsu Brotherhood

Unite with other Pup Fu Jitsu Masters to form an unstoppable army of canine warriors.

Join the Club

Remember, a true Pup Fu Jitsu Master is always prepared for battle. Practice your skills daily, and never underestimate the power of a well-placed paw-slap.

Disclaimer: Pup Fu Jitsu is a highly fictional and humorous martial art. Do not attempt to use these techniques in real-life combat. Pup Fu Jitsu is for entertainment purposes only.